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Post by airyfairy on Aug 29, 2006 21:53:26 GMT
"... but she didnt mind cos he brought with him lots of chocolate. then she decided to run away with him to his factory cos hes so cool and hot..."
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Post by physboff on Aug 29, 2006 22:21:39 GMT
"... but after reaching the factory she realised that the prince had stowed away in Wonka's van, and when she found him hiding there he told her... "
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 29, 2006 22:37:27 GMT
that the secret to eternal youth was
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 31, 2006 11:51:57 GMT
"...but he never got that far, cos Willy Wonka discovered the Prince and sent him packing. Mercury shrugged and folowed Willy into the factory, she didnt need to kno the secret to eternal youth, she was a princess in a fairy tale, she was destined to live happily ever after and never loose her looks (lucky cow)..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 31, 2006 18:11:49 GMT
just as she was thinking that an oompa loompa smacked her in the face with a frying pan completely obliterating her looks and knocking out two of her teeth
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Post by physboff on Aug 31, 2006 20:25:00 GMT
"... but Willy Wonka didn't care about this, he told her he still loved her, and created a type of sweet called 'Beautiful Bonbons' which brought back her princess-like looks. Unfortunately, the bonbons hadn't been fully tested, and so..."
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 31, 2006 22:47:11 GMT
"...her stunning beauty was too much for even Willy to look upon so she had to spend five years in a tower of the chocolate factory until he found a cure. it just goes to show, looks can kill..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Sept 1, 2006 10:55:47 GMT
and that willy wonka should go through extensive tests on his sweets before giving them to anyone
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Post by physboff on Sept 1, 2006 14:59:11 GMT
"... however, Willy Wonka did not learn his lesson from this, and so when he next tested a sweet on..."
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Post by airyfairy on Sept 1, 2006 16:40:09 GMT
"... an oompa loompa, the unfortunate oompa loompa get changing into a different animal every hour..."
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Post by physboff on Sept 1, 2006 20:54:08 GMT
"... until finally, after several days of constant changing, got stuck as a... "
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Post by airyfairy on Sept 1, 2006 22:41:51 GMT
"...a sloth..."
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Post by physboff on Sept 1, 2006 23:05:58 GMT
"... which was a great disappointment to Willy Wonka, both because the sweet hadn't worked the way he'd planned and also because sloths really aren't suited to working in chocolate factories. So, eventually Wonka decided..."
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Post by airyfairy on Sept 2, 2006 13:01:59 GMT
"... thar he better try refining the sweet. but on further condsideration he decided to leave the oompa loompa as a sloth, cos sloths are cool and sleep 20 hours out of 24, plus they live upside down, and when they need to get food downriver, they simply drop from the branch theyre on and let the current take them downstream cos theyre so lazy!..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Sept 2, 2006 21:31:06 GMT
willy wonka was glad that he'd watched the sloth documentary on the discovery channel
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