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Post by physboff on Aug 8, 2006 18:27:22 GMT
Ooops! Haha, your reply wasn't there when I saw it! What are we going to do about this controversy?
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 8, 2006 18:29:46 GMT
continue with the first reply
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 8, 2006 18:32:24 GMT
okies, but that was mine so someone else needs to do it!
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 8, 2006 18:55:05 GMT
"... decided to enter the hut , which was empty except for the strange box that was playing the preview for the new spiderman film on a loop, and go to sleep. The idea being that when she woke up she might have an idea of what it is she should do and how she could get home. However, while she was sleeping a solitary figure was making their way towards the hut, when they entered the hut Mercury woke up, only to find she was staring straight into the face of..." david hasselhoff. she was stunned beyond belief. what was he doing here? she wondered. she was just about to ask him that same question when
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 8, 2006 19:07:46 GMT
"... the hut was invaded by a HUGE bunch of fangirls and i pipex official. David Hasselhoff barcaded himself in the hut, along with Mercury, who was stunned beyond belief. Turning round David saw Mercury sitting there stunned and opened his mouth to say something when..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 9, 2006 14:56:07 GMT
there was a sudden crash as an asteroid hit the hut destroying everything but the room mercury and david hasselhoff were in. "that was lucky" mercury said to david hasselhoff "yes " replied david "what would my fans do if i died "well" mercury said with just a hint of sarcasm "they'd probably......"
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 9, 2006 15:26:41 GMT
"... do nothing, seeing as they all just died' David Hasselhoff looked stricken, 'Oh my God, they did as well! but then how will i keep all my fansites going? Pipex will go under!' Mercury looked confused, 'Well i dont understand a word you just said, but i'm thinking may be it's for the best. Anyway,' she continued, 'i should probably be going now,' she grinned at him then legged it out of the hut as quickly as possible. Running across the barren rocky earth she located the tunnel and ran back through it. When she emerged she found herself back home, and waiting to welcome her back was..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 9, 2006 15:53:19 GMT
a giant mouse who had escaped from one of the other realities and was now trapped. he looked at mercury and asked
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 9, 2006 16:07:10 GMT
"... 'what the f*** is going on here?' at which Mercury promptly fainted, cos a mouse was talking to her, fell over, smacked her head on a rock and, unfortunatly, died..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 9, 2006 17:57:51 GMT
"well that was rather rude" said the giant mouse who was completely unaware of the fact that humans don't choose to die at certain points. "i'll have to go find someone else to help me " so of went the giant mouse he travelled due east until he came to.......
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 9, 2006 18:57:57 GMT
"... a big mouse trap covered in chocolate, getting really excited bout the chocolate he jumped on it and was promptly decapitated by the mousetrap..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 9, 2006 19:15:48 GMT
luckily for him he was a mouse from another dimension and in his world all mice had at least 7 lives. he promptly grew another head and thought to himself that he should be more careful and hoped that he wouldn't get killed again for at least ten more posts. he decided to leave the chocolate well alone as being killed had seriously ruined his appetite. instead he decided to.....
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 9, 2006 20:45:45 GMT
"... try the cheese, because unfortunatly he was a stupid mouse and didnt realise that there was also a mousetrap under the cheese and he was promptly killed again, and being that he was on his last life, that was an end to the stupidly large mouse. At that point a friendly fairy came along and revived Mercury and sent her home, where she tried to tell her parents that her nanny was a wicked witch..."
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Post by Buddy Pal on Aug 10, 2006 16:20:52 GMT
her parents of course did not believe her and they sent her to her room and grounded her for three months for telling lies. mercury protested and even managed to convince the good fairy to talk to her parents for her. unfortunately mercurys father mistook the fairy for a giant fly and killed her onsight. mercury was very upset and......
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Post by airyfairy on Aug 10, 2006 16:42:47 GMT
"... appealed to her lawyers for help, not only is 3 months WAY too long to be grounded just for lying, but also killing a good fairy is extremely illegal. The lawyers got on the case and it was agreed that, if Mercury was ungrounded, the fairy killing would go unpunished, except the father had to boil the nanny in a cauldron full of acid and allow Mercury to go without a nanny. 20 yrs old is a little old for a nanny anyway..."
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